In your Essays and Reports, it's always about horses
You try to imagine having too much tack
You get mad when someone says that there horse is better than yours
You get competitive when someone says that they can win against your horse any day
You have plenty of horse friends and only a few real friends
You'd rather clean a stall then wash the dishes
You'd rather fight over which horse is soon to be yours than Justin Bieber marrying you
You'd rather read a thousand horse magazines and hear the latest horse gossip than hear about who's dating Justin Bieber
You'd rather say NEVER SAY NEVER to having a horse than becoming a star like JB (That's my fav of them all! LOL!!)
Mar 21, 2011
O: by: TheCougar
Unicorn, YES :) I applaud your horsie-ness
Mar 18, 2011
Cool page! by: Unicorn
A few addends to the "you know you're a horsey person when...":
- You are normally reduced to a quivering lump of terrified humanity if a stranger so much as looks at you, but when there are horses around, no one can get you to shut up.
- You talk to horses more than you talk to people.
- A non-horsey person, watching you work your horse, asks "Wow, how did you know that he was going to do that?", you answer "He told me, of course" and then think they're crazy when they don't believe you.
- In history assignments, you always name the horses before you name the famous conquerors who rode them. (e. g. Persia was conquered by an enormous and lovely black horse, who had a white blaze down his face and was still fighting battles when he was thirty years old. He was named Bucephalus and this bloke called Alexander the Great rode him).
- You know more about the invention of the saddle than the invention of the wheel.
- "bay" has nothing to do with the sea and "chestnut" is totally unrelated to nuts.
- Parzival was a horse, not a Knight of the Round Table, didn't you know?
- In any conversation you can always, somehow, find some way in which to mention horses until your parents start telling you to change channels.
Thanks for the site!
Mar 18, 2011
Awesome ideas by: Alyse
Thank you all soo much I love these ideas! Maybe I'll have to do a Horse Crazy 301. Anyway all of the ideas were AWESOME. TTYL!
Mar 13, 2011
horse (bordering insane...) crazy by: TheCougar
You've watched 'Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron' way too many times, therefore you know all the lines, lyrics, and horse-sounds in scary-perfect order ;D
Mar 09, 2011
ideas by: s a v a n n a h
You cried when you watched black beauty although you watched it a MILLION times before
You saved up your pocket money for three years so you could buy a bridle
You have read every single horsey thing on the web
You get territorial if someone starts talking about your horse or favorite.
You bawled your eyes out when your bridle broke
You have every requirement on this list
You bludged school so you could go to the stables
You became a groom at your local stables when you were exactly old enough
You sold your computer and put the funds towards buying horse.
At the easter egg drive you took three quarters of the cash from what you sold to have a riding lesson
You try to get involved in horsey stuff WHENEVER you can afford or can
The horses are upset and guilty at your infernant brushing on each one because they are shiny, clean and healthy because of you
You bring a sackload of carrots to a singleriding lesson