Funny Horse Names

by Sydney at HorseCrazyGirls.com
(Florida, USA)

Share your favorite funny horse names!

Share your favorite funny horse names!

Here are favorite funny horse names shared by horsecrazy girls. Feel free to add your favorites!

Wotzit

(by Iona, Great Britain)

I love the name Wotzit cuz:

1. Its really original
2. My chestnut pony is called Wotzit cuz he is really orange looking - the same color as a wotsit!


O'Golly Miss Molly


Was my daughter's Medium pony Hunter last year. I love witty pony names overall. Another Favorite was her small pony hunter "RU Sirius" (pronounced serious--Sirius is one of the brightest stars, so fitting as his barn name was 'little star')

Next week my daughter's new large pony hunter is being shipped in, she's a pretty mahogany bay mare... have not thought up a name yet, but She is out of PiK Solo (Oldenberg stallion line) and Welsh. Here are some ideas, feel free to add your own.

Pixar
Pik Pocket
Deja Who
Sheza Rockstar
Sheez Got Sass

Name Ideas!

(by Nicole)

Here are some other name suggestions:
Pik Nik on the Bay
Pik Nik Bay
PikNika
Solo Act
Solo Star
Solo Mahogany
Pik Bay Star
Pik Tik
Solo Girl

Those are some ideas.... I like the names Pik Pocket and Sheza Rockstar but you want something in her name to do with her dam and sire's name so maybe Sheza Rockstar Solo or Sheza Pikin Rockstar or something! HAVE FUN!


Two Boots and Pepper

(by Madi, Temecula, California, United States)

I like this name because it reminds me of the movie "Two Bits and Pepper" but this name belongs to my friends little Arabian foal who has two white socks (aka) "boots" so when I made this name up (I was the one that named the foal) it just kind of stuck... so now, I love this name!

Rodeo


Because it says "I have a wild side and I'm ready to prove it in less than 8 seconds." Plus it's just a fun name!

Cheeky Chester

(by Jessie, England)

Because it's a cool funny name, also my pony’s name!

Hoofhearted


A funny horse name because it sounds like "Who Farted?" LOL!

What about Spaghetti?


It's a funny name, if you don't want to be too serious.

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Mar 23, 2018
Names
by: TigerTB

A sorrel appy mare named Goat

A black and white paint gelding named Joker

A chestnut draft cross named Ben "Big Ben"

A bay pony named Lenny "Little Lenny"

A sorrel mare named Gumby

Jan 19, 2018
My Faves In The Comments
by: hundreds of horses

First, I like Unicycle by Dream

Second, I like Waldo by Ava

and Third, I like Shanaynay by Anonymous :)

Jan 14, 2018
Buck teeth
by: Da Werwoof

BUCK TEETH πŸ˜‚ lol

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Nov 12, 2017
Unicycle!
by: Dream

The name Unicycle to me is funny!

Nov 06, 2017
Lunatic!
by: hundreds of horses

I think this name is funny, and would fit a wild, wonky appaloosa or paint horse. :)

Aug 30, 2017
cheeky dorito
by: judy

I love this name because:
1. its hilarious
2. because I love dorito
3. I know a lot of horses that are cheeky

Dec 26, 2016
Funny horse name
by: Breyer8

I like the name Popcorn.

Sep 22, 2016
ANIMALS 4 LIFE
by: ANIMALLOVER30

I think a great horse name would be Magic Potion. but it's only a cute name.

Sep 13, 2016
Little Bit Moore
by: Mrs. Moore

This one was easy! Since our miniature stallion was originally named Little Bit, and my last name is Moore... he became known as "Little Bit Moore" :)

Feb 15, 2016
Hotdog
by: Anonymous

Do you like the name Hotdog? I'm not sure if I should name a horse that.

Sep 04, 2015
Funny Horse Names
by: Anonymous

Me and my dad spent an entire car journey thinking up funny names like:

Some Horse
In The Shower
Ayerhinoceros
Ayewilderbeast
InMyCar
MyPogoStick
OverTheHillsAndFarAway

So the announcer would announce riding "some horse" or riding "in the shower."

Jun 02, 2015
Optical Illusion
by: Anonymous

He's named Optical Illusion because sometimes you see him and sometimes you don't. He's too fast and/or too tiny. He's a Shetland pony!

May 31, 2015
Name
by: Anonymous

Comically Designed :)

May 31, 2015
Pokey Hontas
by: Pokey Hontas

We called her Pokey for short.

May 31, 2015
Wrigley
by: Anonymous

Wrigley or Wriggles. :D

May 28, 2015
Birdie
by: BirdieHorse

I have a 15 yr old Arab x, bay, 14.2hh mare called Birdie. I thought it was a really weird name, but it kind of suits her now because she flees just like a bird!

May 28, 2015
Name
by: Mollie

Moppy

May 28, 2015
Funniest horse name ever
by: Gwen

The funniest horse name i ever heard was Billy Joe Bob George. I almost bought the horse he was for sale but i didn't.

May 28, 2015
Horse Name
by: Shannon

The funniest name i have ever heard is called Bubble Bath!

May 28, 2015
Tee Hee
by: Horseluver4evernever

Snucook is the name of one of the horses at my barn. Love that pony!

May 27, 2015
Guruda
by: Garuda

How you pronounce Guruda is (Gu-ru-da).

May 27, 2015
Show name :)
by: Anonymous

So for a show name when the announcer calls out (your name) on Toppa Spaghetti so the horses name is just Toppa Spaghetti.

May 27, 2015
Fluffy and more!
by: Anonymous

Some names like Fluffy, Albert or Bert, Browny (for brown horses), Carlamelo (for Palomino horse), Whiskers etc.

May 26, 2015
Jellybean
by: HORSECRAZYGIRL

I think that would be a great name for a flea bitten horse!

May 26, 2015
Pooh Bear
by: Micky

My horse name is Pooh Bear and i think it is a funny horse name! =P

May 26, 2015
Funny names alert
by: HorseBearGal

If I had a Shire horse gelding or stallion, I would call him Doggy! Especially if he is bay or black.

More funny names:
1. Jellybelly Bean
2. Frisky
3. Roly Poly
4. Hew Haw

May 24, 2015
Best horse name ever! (funny)
by: Kayla

I think The Devil Wears: and then your horses colour! for example: The Devil Wears Dapple, The Devil Wears Chestnut, etc. :) :D

May 24, 2015
Shanaynay
by: Anonymous

I thought this was pony!

May 24, 2015
Eat My Dust
by: Jewelpony

It's only a little bit funny. A perfect name for a race horse! What would be really funny is if the equine that's named that is a small pony or is old and slow.

May 20, 2015
Papa's a little sexy
by: Lauren

It's a real horse's name. He's quite amazing! :3

May 20, 2015
Misty Chigger Van Dee
by: Lauren Lila

My horse Maya's show name is Misty Chigger Van Dee.. Like what?

May 20, 2015
Name for a Cherry Bay Stallion
by: Jewelpony

Budweiser. I think it's a funny and cute name for a cherry bay stallion. His nickname could be Bud.

May 18, 2015
Flip me a gold digger
by: BowTie girl#1

Flip me a gold digger is my horse's name, I think it's really funny.

May 18, 2015
Names
by: Anonymous

Here are some names... hope you like 'em.

1.Surfer Girl (or Surf for short)
2.Nitro
3.Pop
4.Lady Gaga
5.Duke
6.Zippy Zappy Zip Zap (long name,I know):)

May 15, 2015
Horse name
by: Anonymous

I have a horse named French fryπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

May 14, 2015
Waldo
by: Ava

Waldo is a cute name that's fun to say. :)

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