5 Tips To Be A Girly Girl And To Love Horses At The Same Time(Some are FUNNY!)

by Megan
(Spring Hill TN, U.S.A)

1.Always wear the cutest clothes and go on strike holding up a sign around the community saying: STOP HUNTING HORSES!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!(A horsey smiley face waving in this place of the sign)

2.If you're trying to make the guy you like laugh, go up to him and say, "Can't we just talk about how pretty my horse and I am?"

3.When you're riding, always wear the cutest riding clothes and if you see someone whap a horse with a whip, ride up to him/her and say: "How rude! HMPH!" And when turning around, fliff your hair in their face.

4.If your mom is riding a horse with you, and she says it's time to get off, say: "Momma on a horse say WHA?!"

5. When you're in the shower, sing the song "Wildfire,(A song about a girl and a horse called Wildfire) and when you get out, keep singing it, and people will stare at you. You just walk by without noticing. When they yell"STOP(!)," you're completely embarrassed.

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Nov 22, 2009
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whips
by: Anonymous

I think whips are okay when used carefully. The horse should be rewarded but when not bevhaving u need to be firm and in some cases might have to use a whip. Gentiling is NOT the answer...

Feb 22, 2009
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Cute!
by: Windcall

This is really cute! Sorry, but you probably wouldn't ever find me doing any of this stuff (lol). By the way, I DO NOT think that riders, even if they are jockeys, should use crops OR spurs. I believe that gentle training, often called "gentling," is the best way to train a horse. Totally a five-star "laugh-out-loud" page!

Windcall *:-)
JESUSLUVSU!

Dec 18, 2008
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Whips Are Ok
by: Anonymous

I don't think that u should say the one about the whip because a lot of people do use whips on their horses! What's the difference between using a whip and using spurs?

Apr 28, 2012
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Crops r ok
by: englshrider4life

Hey,@ windcall: Crops don't hurt horses. They hardly feel it. Crops are o.k, as long as you are using them right.

Nov 20, 2008
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Hahaha
by: SUMMER

I'd rate this as being the five top tips to become the worlds biggest snot! It's funny and great

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