5 Tips To Be A Girly Girl And To Love Horses At The Same Time(Some are FUNNY!)
by Megan
(Spring Hill TN, U.S.A)
1.Always wear the cutest clothes and go on strike holding up a sign around the community saying: STOP HUNTING HORSES!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!(A horsey smiley face waving in this place of the sign)
2.If you're trying to make the guy you like laugh, go up to him and say, "Can't we just talk about how pretty my horse and I am?"
3.When you're riding, always wear the cutest riding clothes and if you see someone whap a horse with a whip, ride up to him/her and say: "How rude! HMPH!" And when turning around, fliff your hair in their face.
4.If your mom is riding a horse with you, and she says it's time to get off, say: "Momma on a horse say WHA?!"
5. When you're in the shower, sing the song "Wildfire,(A song about a girl and a horse called Wildfire) and when you get out, keep singing it, and people will stare at you. You just walk by without noticing. When they yell"STOP(!)," you're completely embarrassed.
